Swedish Women Urinate Upright?
Combating Moonbat News is on a Scandinavian posting spree.
Remind me, why Swedish women have the reputation for being attractive. It’s not because they are able to urinate while standing, is it?
From Atlas Shrugs. Hilarious, but unfortunately for Sweden, true.
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On the Peeing Front
While Danes are grappling with one of the heaviest social and human issues of our times, i.e. the shortage of female CEOs and board members, the pioneering country of Sweden has already attacked the root cause of sexual inequality – the fact that men stand up when they urinate whereas most women tend to sit down. This disparity gives rise to so many distortions that Malmoe’s Free Women’s University has just completed the three-day course in Upright Urination for Women. One of the university’s directors, Aasa Staahl, describes the procedure in the daily Sydsvenska Dabladet: You can either use a funnel-like device or you may direct the jet by means of a special squeeze with you fingers. And it is important for women to master this new skill, as many of them feel exposed when they have to pull down their pants and bare their bottom. The Free Women’s University has also taught its students to make special ”pussypanties” to replace the old ”cockpanties” – to use the university’s terminology.
Before we go ahead and introduce forced quotas on women for top positions in society, we would do well to consider if equality of peeing might not in itself solve many of the problems that have proved intractable up till now. The day may well dawn when men and women are able to use the same urinals and – who knows – cross jets.
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