Russians Respond to “Change”

Good luck with this, neighbors of Russia.  Don’t count on hObama for a thing.  (ok, maybe he’ll give a speech.)  But otherwise he’ll be too busy with the local reeducation camps, his brownshirts, confiscating and redistributing wealth, and murdering babies who would otherwise burden the socialist state.

In related news, b hussein hobama’s “election” led to the biggest post-election drop in the stock market in US HISTORY.  More change!

Russia is powerful, the U.S.S.A. under hobama will be weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak!  Enemies of America and Socialist countries of the globe unite and stake out your positions!  Now is the time!  hobama is the one you’ve been waiting for!

Ed Morrissey

“Change”, in this case, consists of missile deployments on the frontiers of NATO.  Russian president Dmitri Medvedev announced the move yesterday in a speech that never once mentioned the new American President-elect, but caustically criticized the Western approach to Moscow.  Medvedev also reversed course on missile disarmament in western Russia:

President Medvedev ordered missiles to be stationed up against Nato’s borders yesterday to counter American plans to build a missile defence shield.

Speaking within hours of Barack Obama’s election, Mr Medvedev announced that Russia would base Iskander missiles in its Baltic exclave of Kaliningrad – the former German city – next to the border with Poland.

He did not say whether the short-range missiles would carry nuclear warheads.

Taking advantage of the world’s attention on the US elections, Mr Medvedev also cancelled plans to withdraw three intercontinental ballistic missile regiments from western Russia by 2010.